Bai Ling Has A Cheetah Pet!

This bitch is crazy!!!
Some of you may think your cat is ferocious, but unless it is half cheetah, like Bai Ling's, you would be wrong.
Yes, Bai Ling has herself one mixed up feline. It's a hybrid of a cheetah and a domestic house cat. We're trying to decide which scenario is more plausible - genetic [...]

This bitch is crazy!!!

Some of you may think your cat is ferocious, but unless it is half cheetah, like Bai Ling's, you would be wrong.

Yes, Bai Ling has herself one mixed up feline. It's a hybrid of a cheetah and a domestic house cat. We're trying to decide which scenario is more plausible - genetic breeding or the cheetah eating the house cat after it sperminated her. However it happened, the point is it did, and Bai Ling just loves her little feline friend, Quiji, to pieces.

And Quiji may just be ripping Bai Ling to pieces, if she isn't careful. She insists that the $30,000 cat in in no way a "wild danger," but she does mention how the cat can get a little too close for comfort:

"I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it!" Bai says, laughing. "If I wasn't fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something."

What? You can laugh about that, you lunatic?! She could have ripped your whole tittay off! You would have been monetarily lopsided!

Not a good look!

You better just hope she doesn't go for you face next!

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Disaster? Kelly Clarkson Working On Something "Different" For Next Album

Kelly Clarkson revealed in a new radio interview that she's already begun working on her 5th studio album and says that it's going to be "really different."
Uh, oh. She's made that mistake before! Remember the disaster that was My December?
Kelly also said she may not have time to write the whole album as she's [...]

Kelly Clarkson revealed in a new radio interview that she's already begun working on her 5th studio album and says that it's going to be "really different."

Uh, oh. She's made that mistake before! Remember the disaster that was My December?

Kelly also said she may not have time to write the whole album as she's touring to promote her latest album All I Ever Wanted until March 2010.

"If I end up liking stuff that I've done then I'll include it, but if I like other stuff better I'll use that. Sometimes you're just more inspired I guess, and sometimes if you have records that come ou really close together it might be more other people's songs. Because there's not enough time to write and sing and perform and do everything."

It's good to have others helping you, Kelly. Hopefully you can reach a happy medium, but make sure you heed your label's advice!

You may not like it, but they know what they're talking about!

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Rebecca Romijn Gets Her Hubby Some Work

The fat kid from the Goonies Jerry O'Connell hasn't been doing too much acting these days. He's been more of the stay at home dad type.
Luckily for him, he has his wife's connections to hook him up with work when he is ready! It was just announced that Jerry will be starring opposite his lovely [...]

The fat kid from the Goonies Jerry O'Connell hasn't been doing too much acting these days. He's been more of the stay at home dad type.

Luckily for him, he has his wife's connections to hook him up with work when he is ready! It was just announced that Jerry will be starring opposite his lovely wife, Rebecca Romijn, in her new show Eastwick!

Jerry will be playing a hot new hunk interested in Rebecca’s co-star Jaime Ray Newman. But Rebecca isn't jealous: "I think it’s great to have him play someone else's love interest, as it would have been distracting to have him come on and play my love interest."

But if they are both working, whose taking care of the little ones?

Rebbecca confesses: "We’re going to have to figure that one out. They’ll probably be at the set the whole time!"

Yeah, that is not going to work out!

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Angela Lansbury Gets A Little "Help"

If you want to hate on Angela Lansbury, you're no friend of ours!
Sure she is getting senile and perhaps a little cranky in her advanced age, but we don't care! As long as she is still breathing, we want to see her on Broadway.
Some people were none to pleased to learn that Angela had a [...]

If you want to hate on Angela Lansbury, you're no friend of ours!

Sure she is getting senile and perhaps a little cranky in her advanced age, but we don't care! As long as she is still breathing, we want to see her on Broadway.

Some people were none to pleased to learn that Angela had a little helper in her ear while performing in the play Blithe Spirit this past year. In order to make it through her Tony Award-winning performance, Angela wore a carefully hidden ear piece, so someone could feed her lines, as her memory is not so good always anymore.

So much for ginkgo biloba.

But Angela defends her deception, and we support her, as she explains:

"It's not something you ever want to do, but if we're going to play important roles at our age, where our names are above the title on the marquee, we're going to ask for some support if we need it."

Amen!

Broadway legends are never questioned for their genius!

Now, if Sienna Miller was pulling this shenanigan, we would be in an uproar!

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Howling Hotness!

Yum!
Tay Tay isn't the only werewolf that can make us howl - meet Alex Meraz!
The former dancer, who put on 20 lbs of muscle to play a werewolf in New Moon, is featured in People's new Sexiest Man Alive issue!
We totally get it!

Yum!

Tay Tay isn't the only werewolf that can make us howl - meet Alex Meraz!

The former dancer, who put on 20 lbs of muscle to play a werewolf in New Moon, is featured in People's new Sexiest Man Alive issue!

We totally get it!

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The Princess Diana Comic Book

In a controversial move, the comic book series Female Force is highlighting the life of the late Princess Diana.
Though the book portrays Princess Diana as "a modern British icon" and an "admirable woman," it also goes in to detail about her husband, Prince Charles of Wales' affair with Camilla Parker-Bowles as well as [...]

In a controversial move, the comic book series Female Force is highlighting the life of the late Princess Diana.

Though the book portrays Princess Diana as "a modern British icon" and an "admirable woman," it also goes in to detail about her husband, Prince Charles of Wales' affair with Camilla Parker-Bowles as well as her tragic death.

The comic also has illustrations of Prince Charles and Diana's famously lavish wedding and Diana revealing to Martin Bashir in an interview, "There were three of us in this marriage. So it was a bit crowded."

The Female Force has also included graphic biographies about Caroline Kennedy, Oprah Winfrey and Sarah Palin (GROAN).

What do U think about the Princess Diana comic book?

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Colin Farrell Welcomes Son!

According to his spokeswoman, Colin Farrell is a daddy for the second time!
Babymomma Alicja Bachleda gave birth to a son, named Henry Tadeusz Farrell on October 7th.
Wowsa! They managed to keep this little secret hidden for almost a month, but we can't wait to see him.
Congrats!!!
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According to his spokeswoman, Colin Farrell is a daddy for the second time!

Babymomma Alicja Bachleda gave birth to a son, named Henry Tadeusz Farrell on October 7th.

Wowsa! They managed to keep this little secret hidden for almost a month, but we can't wait to see him.

Congrats!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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Thirsty For Lard?!

Introducing…the McNuggetini!
Featured in the book This Is Why You're Fat: Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks, this vomitous creation consists of chocolate milkshake mixed with vodka, rimmed with barbeque sauce and topped off with half a chicken nugget!
Hope you're hungry!!
[Image by Leah Hardstack]

Introducing…the McNuggetini!

Featured in the book This Is Why You're Fat: Where Dreams Become Heart Attacks, this vomitous creation consists of chocolate milkshake mixed with vodka, rimmed with barbeque sauce and topped off with half a chicken nugget!

Hope you're hungry!!

[Image by Leah Hardstack]

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Celebs Who Give Back!

From human rights organizations like Amnesty International to rebuilding infrastructure at home and abroad, the following are celebrities that have donated the most $$$$ to charitable organizations in 2008.
Paul Newman gave a whopping $21 million to fund health initiatives, education, emergency campaigns and environmental protection before his death last September while Angelina Jolie and Brad [...]

From human rights organizations like Amnesty International to rebuilding infrastructure at home and abroad, the following are celebrities that have donated the most $$$$ to charitable organizations in 2008.

Paul Newman gave a whopping $21 million to fund health initiatives, education, emergency campaigns and environmental protection before his death last September while Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave $13.4 million to build a health clinic in Ethiopia, development in New Orleans and the Armed Services YMCA.

Very generous!

Jesus-worshipping Mel Gibson gave $6.5 million to the Holy Family Church in Southern California, Oprah Winfrey gave $2.4 million to after-school programs across the U.S. and scholarships for students in Whitesboro, New Jersey (Steadman's hometown).

That's it, O?! Considering the money she's got stashed away, she could restore California's economy!!!

Rounding out the list is Barbra Streisand, who gave $1.7 million to fund The Barbra Streisand Women’s Cardiovascular Research and Education Program in El Lay, Leonardo DiCaprio for donating $1.5 million to community development and The Paris Review literary magazine and Nicolas Cage, who gave $1.1 million to Amnesty International.

Damn! We bet Nic wishes he was a little more stingy these day!

And to all those that donated, no matter how much you gave or held out on us - you're an inspiration!

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Happy Halloween!

You celebrate your way, Omaha, Nebraska celebrates theirs.
Enjoy "The Pumpkin Dance," courtesy of KXVO News.
There isn't much to do in Nebraska, is there?

You celebrate your way, Omaha, Nebraska celebrates theirs.

Enjoy "The Pumpkin Dance," courtesy of KXVO News.

There isn't much to do in Nebraska, is there?

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The Bitch Is Back! Twilight's Axed Vamp To Return For Premiere!

Twilighters were in a mini-uproar back in July when a shocking decision from Summit Entertainment cost Rachelle Lefevre her big break role in the Twilight franchise.
Once the studio decided to replace the ginger haired actress with Bryce Dallas Howard to play the vampire villain Victoria, there was speculation that she might not attend the premiere [...]

Twilighters were in a mini-uproar back in July when a shocking decision from Summit Entertainment cost Rachelle Lefevre her big break role in the Twilight franchise.

Once the studio decided to replace the ginger haired actress with Bryce Dallas Howard to play the vampire villain Victoria, there was speculation that she might not attend the premiere of New Moon, which she is in, out of spite. But, rest assured, any hard feelings she may still be harboring won't stop her from having her moment. Sources say that she will most definitely be attending the premiere on Nov. 16 and that she is actually very excited about it.

An insider tells Life & Style: “She worked so hard — she wouldn’t miss it for the world…She’s looking forward to reuniting with her New Moon castmates."

Plus, it is to her benefit. How fun would it be to rag on the studio at its own movie premiere! We'd enjoy a good, bitter, angry interview or two.

She'll probably let us down, though, and be classy and gracious.

Overrated!

Bring out the claws!

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A Fall Family Outing

Asslee Simpson has a lot time to spend with her family now that she has been CANNED!
Ashlee, her husband Pete Wentz, his portrait of Gabe Saporra, and baby Bronx hit up the Happiest Place on Earth Thursday.
The family enjoyed all the fun Halloween decorations scattered around Disneyland as well as a little family bonding.
Get used [...]

Asslee Simpson has a lot time to spend with her family now that she has been CANNED!

Ashlee, her husband Pete Wentz, his portrait of Gabe Saporra, and baby Bronx hit up the Happiest Place on Earth Thursday.

The family enjoyed all the fun Halloween decorations scattered around Disneyland as well as a little family bonding.

Get used to spending A LOT of time together!

See, getting fired can be a good thing!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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Ellen Pranks T-Swizzle!

And she's such a good sport!!!
As Halloween approaches, Ellen Degeneres sent Taylor Swift to a fake dressing room for a little frightfest - resulting in a spill on the bathroom floor!!
Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above)!!!

And she's such a good sport!!!

As Halloween approaches, Ellen Degeneres sent Taylor Swift to a fake dressing room for a little frightfest - resulting in a spill on the bathroom floor!!

Watch the HIGHlarious clip (above)!!!

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David Looks So Happy!

These photos are totes presh!
Madonna and her son, David, and daughter, Mercy, are still in Malawi while Madge oversees the construction of her girls' academy.
We can't believe how big David is! He needs to play-date with the Jolie-Pitt girls!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]

These photos are totes presh!

Madonna and her son, David, and daughter, Mercy, are still in Malawi while Madge oversees the construction of her girls' academy.

We can't believe how big David is! He needs to play-date with the Jolie-Pitt girls!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Joe Jack$on Tries To Score Free Rooms, Fails!

Is this what Joe Jackson meant when he said he'd rather have his son alive? Just so he could get more things comped???
The famewhore and penny pincher asked the Hotel Indigo in New York for two comped rooms on the night Michael Jackson's film This Is It premiered.
Seriously? You can't afford 2 [...]

Is this what Joe Jackson meant when he said he'd rather have his son alive? Just so he could get more things comped???

The famewhore and penny pincher asked the Hotel Indigo in New York for two comped rooms on the night Michael Jackson's film This Is It premiered.

Seriously? You can't afford 2 rooms for a one night stay?

Joe even tried to tell the hotel that his presence would be good publicity, but they didn't think so and politely refused his offer.

Good!

Stop trying to profit off your dead son for your own personal gain. That includes you Jermaine!

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Men In Black III Coming Soon?

It sure sounds like it!

Barry Sonnenfeld, the director of the first two Men In Black films, is said to be attached to the forthcoming sequel and Tropic Thunder writer Etan Cohen is working on the screenplay.
What's worrisome is that both stars of the first two installments, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, have yet to [...]

It sure sounds like it!



Barry Sonnenfeld, the director of the first two Men In Black films, is said to be attached to the forthcoming sequel and Tropic Thunder writer Etan Cohen is working on the screenplay.

What's worrisome is that both stars of the first two installments, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, have yet to commit to the movie. But there's been rumors that Will is very interested in returning and we can imagine why!



The first two flicks in the MIB franchise collectively earned $1.1 billion worldwide!

WOWZA!

Do U want to see a Men In Black III?

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K-Fat Takes The Boys For Pumpkins

Kevin Federline took his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to "the" pumpkin patch in Lost Angeles to celebrate Halloween!
They are getting SO big! And they are SO cute!
Little Jayden looks just like Brit Brit!
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Kevin Federline took his sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to "the" pumpkin patch in Lost Angeles to celebrate Halloween!

They are getting SO big! And they are SO cute!

Little Jayden looks just like Brit Brit!

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SIGHting

Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon were spotted filming in Morocco Friday for Sex and The City 2.
Exotic!
While Cynthia was seen sporting a classy, all white-ensemble, Sarah dressed down with Dior, wearing a black t-shirt with the phrase "I Adore Dior" on the front.
But where is Samantha and Charlotte?!

Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon were spotted filming in Morocco Friday for Sex and The City 2.

Exotic!

While Cynthia was seen sporting a classy, all white-ensemble, Sarah dressed down with Dior, wearing a black t-shirt with the phrase "I Adore Dior" on the front.

But where is Samantha and Charlotte?!

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The Quaids Are A No-Show Again!

As expected, Randy and Evi Quaid did not show up for their court appearance Thursday to face their felony charges in Santa Barbara.
The District Attorney says that their arrest warrant is still active and they are beginning the extradition process to bring the Quaids from Texas to California.
You can't outrun the law, especially when you're [...]

As expected, Randy and Evi Quaid did not show up for their court appearance Thursday to face their felony charges in Santa Barbara.

The District Attorney says that their arrest warrant is still active and they are beginning the extradition process to bring the Quaids from Texas to California.

You can't outrun the law, especially when you're a celebrity…even if its only Z-List!

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Speidi Transforms Into…

Another more aggravating, fame-whoring version of what they already are!
Actually, we'd take this travesty over the actual Gosselins any day!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag brought the Halloween fun early for the photogs yesterday, when they stepped out of their house dressed as the nation's biggest public embarrassment, Jon and Kate Gosselin.
Hamming it up for the [...]

Another more aggravating, fame-whoring version of what they already are!

Actually, we'd take this travesty over the actual Gosselins any day!

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag brought the Halloween fun early for the photogs yesterday, when they stepped out of their house dressed as the nation's biggest public embarrassment, Jon and Kate Gosselin.

Hamming it up for the camera, the duo carried around 8 baby dolls (Continuity error! None of them are Asian.) and confessed pretended that their marriage was a sham.

How much does anyone want to bet that Spencer already had that Ed Hardy shirt in his closet?!

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The View Vamps Up

Five bloodsucking vamps and not a Cullen in sight?!
The ladies are out of touch!
For their special Halloween episode, the ladies of The View caught onto the vampire craze for their costumes.
Of course, Elisabeth Hasselbeck had to be funny difficult by being "Countess Chocula," as she is pissed off that their are no women role models [...]

Five bloodsucking vamps and not a Cullen in sight?!

The ladies are out of touch!

For their special Halloween episode, the ladies of The View caught onto the vampire craze for their costumes.

Of course, Elisabeth Hasselbeck had to be funny difficult by being "Countess Chocula," as she is pissed off that their are no women role models on cereal boxes.

Because all kids look for moral guidance from Tony the Tiger.

Check out all the fangs above!

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R-Patz Isn't A Fan Of Halloween

Jimmy Fallon is at it again.
This time, Robert Pattinson is "bothered" by Halloween. We're bothered that it isn't really R-Patz in that tree.
But at least he's in the area now!
Watch and enjoy (above)!

Jimmy Fallon is at it again.

This time, Robert Pattinson is "bothered" by Halloween. We're bothered that it isn't really R-Patz in that tree.

But at least he's in the area now!

Watch and enjoy (above)!

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Seacrest Stalker Arrested!

At the E! offices in El Lay, the alleged stalker of Ryan Seacrest was arrested on Friday!
Supposedly, the suspect's name is Chidi Uzomah - the same man who attacked Ryan's security guard outside an Orange Country hospital last month while wielding a knife.
Insane!!
It's a good thing they got him!
Stay safe, [...]

At the E! offices in El Lay, the alleged stalker of Ryan Seacrest was arrested on Friday!

Supposedly, the suspect's name is Chidi Uzomah - the same man who attacked Ryan's security guard outside an Orange Country hospital last month while wielding a knife.

Insane!!

It's a good thing they got him!

Stay safe, Ry Ry!

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The Today Show Goes Back to 1977

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With Halloween just a day away, many of you are already celebrating the holiday today.
And leave it to the Today Show to go all out for Halloween.
This morning, the crew took over New York's Rockefeller Plaza in complete Star Wars gear.
Dressed up as Luke [...]