He's ready for you, Cedar Sinai Pyschiatric Ward!
Randy Quaid decided the best way to convince the judge that he was innocent of all his criminal charges was to write him a strongly crazy worded letter!
Perfect! Evidence to use against you in the trial! Smart choices!
The letter is completely bonkers, making little to no sense whatsoever. [...]
He's ready for you, Cedar Sinai Pyschiatric Ward!
Randy Quaid decided the best way to convince the judge that he was innocent of all his criminal charges was to write him a strongly crazy worded letter!
Perfect! Evidence to use against you in the trial! Smart choices!
The letter is completely bonkers, making little to no sense whatsoever. In his five page novel letter he sent to the judge, Randy rants on everything from switching his cellphone number for "security reasons" and Karl Rove hitting on his wife, Evi!
But perhaps the most important part of the letter were Randy's confessions that he did in fact leave the hotel without visiting the front desk, but that it still wasn't his fault as he and his wife never received bills from the hotelinvolved in their criminal case because their mail is being “misappropriated to create false evidence."
Who in the world would care enough about you two loonies to go through all that trouble?!
Finally, enclosed in the letter is a photo of himself with his dog at the resort to prove to the judge “the relaxing, tranquil effect San Ysidro Ranch has had on us over the years!”
Oh, boy! We bet that was just precious!
The judge should had this right off to the prosecution for Exhibit A when they nail these idiots!
[Image via WENN.]
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